Abortions....again

Yesterday, the Law & Morality class was once again at its mundane best! Again, the issue of discussion was on abortions. Worse still, unlike the other earlier classes, yet similarly indiscriminatingly monotonous sessions, I was not probed for answers as frequently as usual. As a result, my feeble concentration drifted to a more humorous aspect of the topic on the platter.
Don’t get me wrong! I’m not in any sense condoning the act of abortions as acceptable legally or morally, but, alas I’m not condemning it either, for giving judgments at such an early stage of life cannot be anything but prejudicial and biased! Anyway, before I drift too much into the boring side of the law, let me introduce what that had actually transpired behind the brilliantly faked countenance of mine, which had presumably fooled my lecturer and friends into believing that I was giving my utmost attention to the classroom proceedings.
When my lecturer posed the question to some of my classmates whether they would view abortions as an acceptable alternative if they had an unwanted pregnancy, my mind inadvertently was shot so far into the oblivion that there was no point of return. I began to think how other characters of note would have answered that said question. Here are some examples of my mind’s creativity which seems to work best when it does not involve intellectual capacities.

Would you have an abortion if you/ your partner had an unwanted pregnancy?
· Terminator: “Asta la Vista baby!”
· Britney Spears: “Oops..I did it again!”
· Aunt May (Spider Man 2): “With great power, comes great responsibilities”
· Simon Cowell: “Please stop…that’s terrible. Simply awful”
· Smeagol: “Yesss….My preciousss…We would….wouldn’t we?”
· Gaylord Focker: “No. I conceived the baby with one testicle”
· George Bush Jr.: “We are aborting the baby not to INVADE the mother’s right but to LIBERATE the child from suffering”
· Master Yoda: “May the force be with you”
· Darth Vader: “(Heavy breathing) No. I’m your father!”
· Homer Simpson: “Dough!!”
· Aragorn (LOTR) : “You have my sword”
Sigh…why can’t I be just normal like my other classmates and pay full attention during class. For God’s sake I’m supposed to be a future lawyer, aren’t I?

P/s: The writer reserves no legal right for his ‘insane’ mind working during classroom hours! Usages of characters are purely fictional and have no resemblance to anyone dead or alive. Any person thinking that this blog is offensive or should want to consider legal action towards me, I have only one humble advice: “Have a life or get a really good lawyer”. ~ Innerflame© signing out! ~