Titanic ala Hokkien

Scene 1:
Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly,want or not?
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hugyou.
Rose: Like thet huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah laueh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..- - - - -

Scene 2:
One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on,and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name?
Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people call meRose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but yourname like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen(China City).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lau, don't la haiyah.So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buaysian meh??
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So,please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah?Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into her watery grave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAhbeh wasste my time.Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship...
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick mysister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends wan..So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...