The Will
To my wife, I leave my lover, and the knowledge that I wasn’t the fool she thought I was. To my son, I leave the pleasure of earning a living. For 35 years he thought the pleasure was mine. He was mistaken.
To my daughter I leave $ 100, 000. She will need it. The only good piece of business her husband did was to marry her.
To my valet, I leave my clothes he has been stealing from me for the past ten years. Also the fur coat he wore last winter at Palm Beach.
To my chauffeur I leave my cars. He almost ruined them and I want him to have the satisfaction of finishing the job.
And lastly, to my partner, I leave the suggestion that he take some other man in with him if he expects to do any business.
To my daughter I leave $ 100, 000. She will need it. The only good piece of business her husband did was to marry her.
To my valet, I leave my clothes he has been stealing from me for the past ten years. Also the fur coat he wore last winter at Palm Beach.
To my chauffeur I leave my cars. He almost ruined them and I want him to have the satisfaction of finishing the job.
And lastly, to my partner, I leave the suggestion that he take some other man in with him if he expects to do any business.
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