Back n Runnin'

Finally I remedied the error with my page and I did it all by myself!!! Miracles do happen indeed!

To commemorate this unlikely situation here are some jokes some friends shared with me through Friendster. Unfortunately, I think it is better for me not to give credit to the guys involved. Read the jokes and you will understand! (Let me say that these are just jokes and are not meant to be the opinion or views of anyone concerned including myself!)

1.A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing alright. I have notgossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy,nasty, selfish or indulgent.I have not whined, bitched, cursed or eaten anychocolate.I have not charged on my credit card and I thank you.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a fewminutes and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen.

2.A Woman's Mall

Store that sells husbands has just opened in NewYork City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, andlove kids.

The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, are drop- deadgood looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, are drop- deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!