Friday, May 12, 2006

Spot the difference

Vampire
1.Fears the sun.
2. Stay indoors during the day.
3. Come out at night to feed.
4. Dies if a stake is driven through the heart.
5.Dies if shot with a silver bullet through the heart.

Innerflame
1. Fears the sun. (because I'm especially sensitive to light after my eye operation and I don't have my shades here).
2. Stay indoors during the day. (Study, Study and more Study)
3. Come out at night to feed.
4. Dies if a stake is driven through the heart.
5. Dies if shot with any bullet through the heart.

See the similarities between the 2?

This is a real classic for footie fans ahead of the Champions League final on the 17th.
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10 Comments:

Blogger TH said...

Eh, so when you graduate, will you suck blood too?

Haha.

3:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha...nice pun...Hmm..Oxford is more historic then the places u mentioned though I have not been to Southampton. You could view the pics of places I've been thru the Picture archives on my sidebar!

11:36 PM  
Blogger fishtail said...

Vampire stays away from garlic. Innerflame7 adores bak kut teh with lots of chili padi and garlic. So how?

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually although I come near garlic when I go to my Bak Kut Teh worshipping rituals, I do not actually consume either chili padi or garlic. So I guess that makes me 1/2 vampiric?

4:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or just living your alternate reality or kidding yourself or just not sane. Whichever is easier to accept. To each his own! lol

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, what if....what IF...I'm really a vampire? U want 'eternal life'? It is all within a bite's reach. Well...sort of..

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really sure you would want to attempt to bite me even IF in some bizzare 'alternate' reality of yours I would actually give permission? lol

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btw...what makes u think a vampire asks permission b4 a bite...duh!Anyway I may inherit some of that good luck of yours. Mayb I get a trip to Venice or something.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha..Mr. Vampire!

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha...give me ur neck

8:11 PM  

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